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ask the horse not me

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A&W stands for amburgers and wootbeer

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I don’t see enough people with mohawks these days

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@yyzblair Not too late to delete this ❤️

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Is this a flex? I think this happened in like 2013 lmfao

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Why do I not see hot air balloons anymore in my hometown

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@ChocchipBinetti But solo nick is my best impression

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Just wanna let everyone know that I do a really good Jonas brothers impression

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@ChocchipBinetti No because that’s literally my ability

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Watching my boomer coworkers getting caught in a pyramid scheme is so funny to me

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Men are so funny because like what it this lmfao

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The problem with being pretty and mysterious is that people approach you on the street

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Why the fuck are people not talking about shepard’s pie more

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Life’s a party, and I’m the piñata

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@yyzblair Like put the dogs away girl

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Woman putting her bare feet on the seats on the go train

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Certified birthday moment in my favourite place 🫶🏼

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Idk why but dufferin station pisses me off

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Why does my brain torment me and not let me sleep until 5:30am

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Thinking about the guy who harassed me at work a few years ago and then got arrested because he wouldn’t pay his bill or show his ID to the police

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I wanna find that picture of me with a real polar bear so bad but the Samsung galaxy s2 demons got me when I was in high school

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Eating watermelon the way god intended