Ms. 〽️emphis

don’t come on here messing with me. ion like to be bothered.

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

This birthday has been one for the books!!!

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

Like I swear they taught us what a panther was a type of big cat. I can literally picture a panther but it’s just a jag or leopard. Lol. That’s just too funny to me.

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I was looking up something and stumbled across this lil fun fact on Google: did yall know “panthers” are not a species but a general term to describe a dark coated jaguar or leopard?

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I’m in such disbelief.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

One thing I don’t like is nobody tells young men it’s perfectly fine to not aspire to be a man that pays for everything, it doesn’t make you a failure

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

So a while back, my mom made me and my sisters this list of rules. I forgot I kept it in my car but I needed to see it going into year 31 tomorrow

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

Snakes. Definitely snakes.

[🃏 @JakeRammos]

Delete one animal from earth

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

& everyday that mf show us why smh

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I just read and don’t tweet.

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I literally said in my head “yea. I’ma let that blessing gone pass me.” 😭

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

The pastor said he saw twins being born to someone in the congregation. Yall the way we ALL sat down so fast was hilarious!!! 😭

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I’m so happy for the spurs. I was rooting for them.

[🗣️ NNBTM @iAmLegendGary]

He gonna chip you up bink bink

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I’ma flip that lil one. 😩

[🗣️ NNBTM @iAmLegendGary]

You gotta weather the storm of your kids going from just existing and being cute to them talking back 😭

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

Why do yall lie? Ain’t no way yall be sitting up there eating Greek yogurt knowing it taste like French onion chip dip?

Please take the Greek out my yogurt. Thank you.

[Johnny Stewart @back4firstime]

Grown ass men talkin bout ain’t no bbqs and they don’t smell no grills . Fire up the grill and get to work bitch nigga

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

My man says I have too many Stanley’s. He’s my biggest hater.

[DG @dimedayna]

i be #dickriding so bad LMAO

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

I know exact when I need to go save my children from their dad. As soon as I hear him say “excuse me?” I know the boys done f’ked up.

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

The new album is FYE!!! 😩😩😩@6LACK

[Ms. 〽️emphis @stylishbyshan]

She’s such an IT girl.

[Athlete Vanity @AthleteVanity]

Taylor Rooks work fits rotation is one to behold 😮‍💨