Simon Doherty

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

I wouldnt know if a woman was flirting with me or not... i am crap at reading the signs. She would have to actually say i like you. Etc..

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

I dont need a throat goat.... as i defo wont reach your throat

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Surely selling gakpo is mental. No right wingers. When barcola signs thats 4 left wingers . Kerkez and frimpong are pants and are not upto it and the need is a dm so why not use the money for a proper dm. Madness

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Wow... just wow. My kids are always saying i miss daddy when im at work and want to see and talk to me all the time... now they are holiday with their mother its ok we will see you when we get back.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Now i love my kids very very much. And although they are 7,6 and 5 my daughter who is 6 for now is the best as im starting to lose my shit with the boys when it comes to using the toilet as how the hell do you miss a bowl that big.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Surely slot cant keep his job now... the whole team is wank due to his poor man management . No style of play and far far far to easy to play against.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Well off to take my daughter to her kick boxing grading today then lunch . She is only 6 and loves it. Daddy daughter day.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

I mean i love the bank holiday weekend, no work till tuesday but as im self employed thats more time with the kids but a days less pay. Swings and roundabouts i guess.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Need to get my shit together i go on holiday in 6 weeks with the rugrats. Still loads to sort out do i buy new clothes now for them or nearer the time seeing as all 3 of em are having growth spurts. 7,6 and just 6 all growing too quick for me.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

What can i say but the look on my 6yr old and 5 yr old when i put lethal bizzle pow 2011 on and my 6yr old daughter then starts dancing..... priceless.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Think i have had the most varied weather at work today.... sun, rain, hail, thunder and lightning, cloudy back to sun all in about 4hrs . Gotta love the english weather.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Nice on the tv tonight is how my sex life is going..... on sky showcase at 9pm THE DRY...

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Its the weekend and my 4 yr old who is 5 in 2 weeks says dad can i have a birthday party... oh wait you mean the birthday party i asked you if wanted 4 weeks ago so i could arrange a venue and you said no. The reply was my brain cant remember that long ago.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Shoot me now.... my 5yr old daughter has discovered k-pop demon hunters and now the songs are on repeat.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Countdown till i break up from work for xmas 15 work days left... not long now till chill with the rugrats.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Out of the signings you made hugo is ny far the best performing. Salah looks diffent to last season konate has been piss poor not giorgio is no allison

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Arne slot has to be given some time, but if shit performaces and lack of finishing is still the same come may i think he will be gone. You have spent mega millions and i dont see any identity... broke up a midfield that didnt need messing with.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Birthday weekend . Getting old isnt fun... how did i make it to 46 tomorro.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

Well the house has been very quiet since yesterday.. kids went to my parents and ended up having a sleepover. I wake up today to no screaming, no arguements ... silence.

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

@MarinaLoretta02 Nice.... but im in the uk and your probably in the us. Plus you would defo chew me up and spit me out. And you look like you can take more than i could give inches wise lol

[Simon Doherty @stylisi1979]

I like big girls