Kerri Styne Willis

VT Alumni. Engineer.Young Life leader. Redeemed by Christ's love.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

TV Show idea: Parents vs toddlers.
The team of parents tries to complete a task, like stacking cups, while the toddler counteracts their every move.

If the parents get all the cups stacked, they win.

It's harder than it sounds.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

People assume #engineering is all new technology and fancy stuff. But in reality I spend way more time fixing old stuff. Today a repair hinged on my ability to find a blank Jump Drive that could hold 1GB of data or less.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

I'm kinda new to parenting, but I'm pretty sure they make pterodactyl noises when they want to sleep.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

I'm pretty sure Jake and Amy sent out a very similar Christmas Card this year. #Brooklyn99

[James Cham @jamescham]

I don't think that people appreciate how different the voice to text experience on a Pixel is from an iPhone. So here is a little head to head example. The Pixel is so responsive it feels like it is reading my mind!

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

Nothing it will wake you up quite like a GIANT spider crawling across your steering wheel as you drive down the highway.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

Did you really fly through Chicago if you didn't have to sprint to make your connection?

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@melanie_thomp @BobbyG_III I wonder if this is just her first act of defiance. I bet she plans every activity her whole life to occur during football.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@BobbyG_III It's Henry Gardenhoser. Good try though.

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@macysumo Only one way to find out!

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@macysumo https://t.co/zoFYk9vz9H

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

My co-workers thank me for my help by sending me cat memes in emails instead of a simple "Thank You". They really know me here. 😻😹

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@macysumo Our neighbors thought you were moving out already....

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@macysumo ...or it's because I turned the AC off when we had that cold snap last week? You can turn it back on

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@BobbyG_III I was very impressed by your trailer skillz!

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@melanie_thomp What's more odd is that this isn't the first time this has happened to you....

[Sara Flo @saraa_flo]

This just came up on my time hop from two years ago😂😂 bless..

[Kerri Styne Willis @stynamyte]

@GoogleFacts @macysumo science and fashion. Business partners...?