Marc A. Stutzel

Dad. #GoBroncos. Fan of the internet. Back into MTG. Pastor of Christ Lutheran, Woodcliff Lake, NJ. He/Him.

[Marc A. Stutzel @stynxno]

Pretty much a 5 and 6 at the same time.

[Paul ✍🏻 Dean @paullicino]

Please, use my new Riker Mood Board to share with me how your week has been.

I'm a firm number 8.

[Andrew Mason @MaseDenver]

When your number of goals equals the number of Ivans in your name

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

We weren't losing after this

[NWS Mount Holly @NWS_MountHolly]

The record at Trenton has fallen.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

If you're in line, try to get back into three dimensional space — humans are not built to be in infinitely long objects with no width, depth, or curvature

[Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC]

EXCLUSIVE: The White House has again revised the transcript of Joe Biden's "garbage" remarks from last night

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@NFL @Commanders The Annunciation (Hail Mary), by Petrus Christus, 1445

[NFL Data Analyst | Harrison P. Kent IV @harrisonpkent]

@TheGhettoGronk I am awaiting the moment that a Catholic monk or priest becomes an NFL starting Quarterback. Having sworn a life of poverty, this clergyman will likely accept minimum salary. If he is highly-effective, a super-team could be built with the cap space saved from his cheap signing.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Really appreciate Nick’s consistency and clarity on issues like this. It’s meaningful to a lot of women in our industry.

[Rachel Strand @MileHighRachel]

Genuine question: Why are people still doing deals with the Chiefs? Like they're perfectly okay helping them stay at the top of the league?

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

only reason to wear this is if you're applying in-person for a bank loan

[Matt Friedman @MattFriedmanNJ]

If you leave the tri-state area, you’re not going to find the egg sandwich you grew up on, and you’ll never duplicate it in your kitchen. United Van Lines will never tell you that.

[Eric Geller @ericgeller]

same tbh

[Micah Rasmussen @MicahJRasmussen]

Harvesting cranberries requires flooding bogs with water. The central part of New Jersey is closing in on three weeks without rain, with none in the forecast.

Wishing our cranberry growers in the Garden State well as they contend with uncooperative weather.

[Qua Literam @asubparusername]

my treasury was drained in the Italian wars.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

um like im glad you saw the northern lights but I don’t let them define me

[CleverlyChloé @CleverlyChloe]

It was called “MapQuest” and we had to print the pages with directions to places before we left the house.

[DiGiorno @DiGiorno]

PINEAPPLE 👏 BELONGS 👏 ON 👏 PIZZA 👏

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

New Jets coaching staff
Head coach: RFK
OC: Aaron Rodgers
DC: Alex Jones
Strength+Conditioning: Joe Rogan
O Line Coach: Kyle Rittenhouse
Director of Comm: Elon Musk
Head of PR: Tucker Carlson
Scouts: Ben Shapiro, Tomi Lahren, Candace Owens