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mf dog ate my book on stoicism he hasn’t been the same ever since

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@BlightYoakam Has anyone thought that maybe just maybe this is satire

[avy @avycadotoast]

two people pleasers trying to flirt:

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Homeless man threatened to steal my “I’m scared of smoking weed” shirt today

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So I’m basically dumb and maybe stupid I was drinking 15 ml of cough medicine but I checked the label and turns out the dose recommended is actually 30 lmao

[swayer @styrfome]

Sometimes I forget hot tea is boiling water my tongue is about to fall off

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I’m lowkirkenuinely tweeting because I am sick and bored

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@greyplaystunes_ Hey I know these guys

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Chuds beware

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I got that poetic rizz

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These signs aren’t really signing right now

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@greyplaystunes_ Me

[swayer @styrfome]

Dude I’m not texting your acid plug

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Dude I can’t do this

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Vsauce convinced me that humans were meant to evolve to doomscroll on TikTok

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gonna soft launch with toes on my face one day

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Why’s dingleberry dan hitting me up

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soon I begin my tiktok shop career

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Flop era or flopera

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The good thing about a burnt geek bar is practicing your vape tricks