Scotty Does

Not as funny as I think I am.

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It takes a special kind of sadist to use what is ostensibly a Happy Halloween Ecard as a workplace phishing test.

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ASMRtists are some of the biggest gaslighters. They’ll make a video specifically designed to trigger you and call it unintentional.

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Gimme a sec I’m looking for a masculine enough aisle to cut through at the store.

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Not to brag but I was just judged to be tall enough to stand in the back row of a group photo.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

SOX WIN!

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Gotta love when somebody gets bumped up to main cast.

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Imagine seeing Terminator 2 in 1991, 7 years after Terminator 1. You’re expecting another Arnold vs. Connors storyline…only to see Arnold say GET DOWN to John as he shoots the T-1000. Must’ve been absolutely mind-blowing, I bet the theaters were erupting. Bravo James Cameron.

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They always end up looking like h’s!

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I think “k” is my least favorite letter…they’re hard for lefties.

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Does anyone else remember how balls to the wall insane it was when Apple Jacks first added the green?

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Restaurants should have more garbage cans.

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Almost classic-rock-with-the-windows-down weather.

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https://t.co/OTiHafAO3M Best installment yet! Can't wait to see the exciting conclusion!

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@swittness91 Ahh unfortunately no 😓

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@swittness91 You made it on the pregame show lol

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Why didn't anyone tell me Journey's at Lolla this year???

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Fuckin' LOVE Twofer Tuesday @971TheDrive

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Somewhere out there in the multiverse there's a song called Dire Straits by Sultans of Swing.

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I fuckin' hate standing.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Please read up before every case