𝚍𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢

spiritualist ~ witch
clinically insane

taken ~ @Livvysfavzombee

strawpage is WIP

[kelsey @fishfinnies]

i’m too shy to flirt with my gf because i have a massive crush on her FUCK.

[Elowyn ୨୧ @Livvysfavzombee]

When I'm lowkey f*cking so f*cking cute so my partner HAS to beat me

[𐂯 your mutt 𐂯 @Lilfleshpup]

I wag my imaginary tail everytime you text me

[𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝* 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🔻 @Clownishtwot]

We all died and this is hell

[vamp @coffindwellers]

how it feels to be passionate about issues that don’t directly affect you

[zacky! (chainsaw) MCR OCT 30TH & 31ST @V4CANTnSTAIN3D]

getting pregnant is genuinely one of my worst fears and if I ever got pregnant and couldn’t get an abortion, I would probably kill myself lmao.

[✧ @ulipowcy]

how it feels to be embarrassed

[᧔ᦸᩚ᧓ @maidlike]

nonchalant bunny⁝ i don’t carrot all

[fizzy duck @fizzyduck69]

the bratty urge to say “make me” after literally anything they ask #nsfwtwt

[lix • A4M @haniglows]

why do older ppl love saying "welcome to the real world" when you're going thru a tough time?? bitch i will end my shit TODAY dont play with me

[🐌 Oddball Audrey 🐌 @PixelPencil7]

I fuckin love poutine

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

When my gorgeous wife says “come to mommy” and I see my dumbass kid running towards her

[𝒮 𓏲ּ𝄢 @sapphloverr]

Just get her pregnant already mizi
#mizisua #zomst

[Arkeologen @Arkieologen]

she's a 10 but all she does is yap, ragebait u, and sleep for 12 hours

[𝓐 @arietosa]

just apologised to someone who bumped into ME #canadian

[Simon🦈 Jack Krauser’s biggest hater @jackinmykrauser]

hump the foot that kicks you or something