Simon Seymour

I love sailing, the ladies, shooting, the ladies, fine wine, the ladies, boobs, the ladies, a nice open fire, the ladies, cigars and the ladies. Yar

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

I once made love to a beautiful lady in the Fox garden. Every Spring, nature blesses ladies of Lutterworth with this reminder of me.

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

@Tom_Follows Can I get a like back? We’re both a hit with the ladies!/the lads

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

@corbettbhp Architectural design? Art? Either way, I must of been in mind #naturalbeauty

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Proud to unveil @GreggsOfficial new pasty. It’s called The Simon. It’s filled with love and the end has been dipped in cheese. Enjoy ladies, there’s plenty more where this came from.

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Thank you to the good people of Devon for honouring me this way. #meansalot I’ll probably never visit though

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Free snacks on the bar at the Fox today ladies! little appetizer before the main course!

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Grandad loved his fishing. He always said that ‘the bigger the tackle, the better!’

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Finally my fire escape signs for the Fox have arrived.

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

@IAMKELLYBROOK Don’t look at me like that Kelly, I’ve got a girlfriend

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Me and Dad will be working behind the bar on Saturday night. Come and see us #ladies

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Christmas is going to be brill! New species of turkey has been discovered and it’s called the Simon.

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 8 months of training wasted.

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Me and Dad will be working behind the bar on Saturday night. Come and see us #ladies

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

The long awaited assembling of my waxwork model at Madame Tussaud’s has begun!

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Ahhhhh......fell asleep in the sun this afternoon

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

What would you like for dinner? I asked her. “You, on a plate” she said. She had seconds.

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

@Cannonballjim @cornelius2108 He wouldn’t understand what that meant. He needs love. His family must not like him and was probably bullied at school. It’s sad really #votecorbyn

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

Happy Christmas #ladies , I’ll probably end up with my hands on a couple of crackers, you know what I’m like 🤗

[Simon Seymour @suave_simon]

She wants something that reminds her of me for Christmas.