Biden: Here's the deal. I called on the prescription drug companies to bring down the price of insulin to $35 to everyone. Today, Eli Lilly, the largest manufacturer of insulin in the United States of America, agreed to do just that.
Marjorie Traitor Greene said 6,000,000,000 illegals crossed the border. Then she
said a school got $5,100,000,000 for diversity training. Then Marjorie couldn’t read the number 1,524,481 out loud.
Republicans want to abolish the Department of Education.
If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.
Drake is a true example of men's indestructible reputation. He's absolutely ran through. No amicable exes. Constantly rejected for commitment. Fumbled Rihanna, Sza, Nicki, Serena, JLo, Bria Myles, Raye, Tyra Banks. Random accidental baby mum. Still somehow "that guy"? How??? HOW
Me: *Sees Crisis Pregnancy Center*
My brain:
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Me: Fake clinic
NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱!
If your dream is to immigrate to Netherlands, I have good news for you. The government of Netherlands has a list of over 7,000 companies that are currently hiring foreigners! The list is public and you can view it from wherever you are in the world!
Accommodating depression: A student struggling with major depression fell off the face of the earth for a few weeks. They resurfaced and asked if they could make up the work they missed. I said of course. They were confused. "Will I get points marked off?" 1/5