James Suarez

[James Suarez @suazool30]

If Buzz Lightyear didn't believe he was a toy why did he freeze every time a human walked by?

[James Suarez @suazool30]

@joshhart when they gunna let you get to the free throw line?

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Is it weird to call people while you’re on the toilet?

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

just remember its never too early to fuck up your year, why wait till july or october when you can do some real damage on january 1st. good luck I believe in you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤔

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Wow what a day to be alive

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The first time you and the fellas saw boobs in a movie back in the day

[James Suarez @suazool30]

YouTube finally caving and allowing Picture in Picture for free is a big W. Internet should be proud

[Carlos @txiokatu]

This is so well done holy shit

[James Suarez @suazool30]

I’m in tears 🤣

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Can’t be down bad if you were never up 😤😤

[James Suarez @suazool30]

If you haven’t seen this clip already, this is all you need to see

[NHL with WWF Commentary @NhlWwf]

@barstoolsports With WWF commentary:

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Poor guy.

[James Suarez @suazool30]

I’m just tryin to get paid to sip tequila on a beach. Dm me if you got any leads

[James Suarez @suazool30]

@mikejamesg9 Cursed

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Is an uncrustable a ravioli or a sandwich?

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Why’d my parents dress me like I had a 9-5 a 2 mortgages to pay?

[James Suarez @suazool30]

@zjfish65 Keep your banana off my Sammy brother

[James Suarez @suazool30]

Anytime I make a sandwich I toast my bread. That being said, if you toast your bread for a PBnJ. I have one question, who hurt you?

[James Suarez @suazool30]

@gabbyfreund

[James Suarez @suazool30]

@dcarina30 Of course. Gotta try everything at least once