Rory Barton

Abandonner of Annual Challenges; never appeared in a regular-season game; ORD Terminal 4 aficionado; Mr Barnard room 12a; chieftain of chokanchuckers

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

Anybody else hear this in their head when they launch this god forsaken app?
https://t.co/DekyTDBp5E

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@chicagobars No see before they had ice, they added extra hops as a preservative for the long voyage.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

I feel seen.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I like Bryson a lot and he’d be a hell of a champion. But everybody who’s ever struggled to get over the hump in any facet of their life understands what Rory is up against. He’s not a perfect person but neither are we. This is it, kid. Go do it.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@NiseiLounge Addison Cluck

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@NiseiLounge Pollos Zambrano

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

But mount it on a shark and you’re a madman!

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Stingray Marine Solutions AS fish delousing laser.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@chicagobars Drink more draft.

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

If you or your friend lost your Volkswagon keys near Montrose & LSD this afternoon I found them. Use your Tile to find me.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@mcmansionhell “Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.”

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@chicagobars @delilahschicago I want to believe the neighbor kid is a precocious 7yr old with a fondness for craft Shirley Temples.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@RevDJEsq #thanksRahm.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@RevDJEsq $5 from O’Hare, because reasons.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@jennypfafflin @chicagobars There’s a doc in the works!

https://t.co/0WddeEiLv5

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

It’s not ironic because they actually used copper pipes instead.

[Brett Chase @brettchase]

BREAKING: Legionella bacteria, lead found in drinking water at Chicago offices of the Environmental Protection Agency. https://t.co/fbc0rNLNvX

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@Superdawg @chicagobars That’s some tie-in to get the guy jumping from the roof to the billboard!

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@jamisonwebb Hammond clones.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@BenUstick Present for that one!

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

Carousel is Rogers & Hammerstein’s BDSM musical, right?

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

Who shout we get to do color on men’s swimming?
Is Rip Taylor available?

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

I haven’t seen such controversy at an event at the Hilton in Chicago since Dr. Richard Kimble confronted Dr. Charles Nichols about switching the samples back in ‘93.

[Rory Barton @sub_underground]

@chicagobars