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Haha Money Vacuum go Burrr!

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Fed: It's important to manage inflation expectations least it become phycologically entrenched.

Everyone: "Fed will pivot the moment something breaks or a recession starts, #inflation will come roaring back"

Banks fail

Fed: 25bp

Everyone: repeat "" surely the #Pivot is soon

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@agnostoxxx @LynAldenContact @RealChrisCotts And then they imported people who don't work and live off of welfare....

Why does Europe suck at everything so bad?

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@BradMunchen It's clear the cringelord tesla fan used AI to add that tray of food in. The fact that it made one of the dishes grilled dicks is probably the influence of his previously generated images....

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@libsoftiktok I mean, They're N----BLEEP

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@Biohazard3737 The scary part is not that Trump is analogous to *Nero. It's that we've reached a point of such great dysfunction, that a significant portion of the populous supports televised public execution in hopes of addressing some aspects of that dysfunction.

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@dynamix_ss @mtracey Well it's been done before. It went a little something like this...

https://t.co/OnT49TxV5b

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@ByteLullaby @kaitlancollins His self driving cars don't work, they kill people. The economics of reusable rockets seem to be as bad as NASA suggested they'd be, but maybe the new satellite internet will work out anyway. Maybe... Robots? What actual robots? What a joke!

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@GavMcCracken Can it draw Muhammad?

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@ton_aarts All these years later, and 2-3 years after certifying to NHTSA that their recall has fixed it, they still cannot stop AP/FSD from running into the back of parked vehicles even those as large as trucks....

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@gordon_cassie Wasn't Blackstone just talking up anthropic on how quickly its portfolio companies were increasing their spend?

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@gnoble79 @tomkeene @carlquintanilla @JG_Nuke Musk jumped in front of them and sucked up too much liquidity...

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@theoldworldshow Going back to eating eachother is exactly what will happen...

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@Eowyn_the_Fair for 99% of children in all of human history, getting whatever their parents gave them was the only option they ever had. And even for the majority of children alive today, their parents simply don't have the luxury providing everything else.

No reason to spoil kids now.

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@texasrunnerDFW Rate hikes will reduce demand for oil!

Rate hikes will reduce demand houses!

Rate hikes will help!

Hike the rates!

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@WillOHara131 @DiMartinoBooth Hiking rates will reduce demand for oil though. It's time to raise rates!

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@bahlawat11 Sikh, Hindu, muslim, it's all the same primitive religious stuff to me...

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@RealDianeYap OK, but women need to be marrying plumbers so that we can have working shitters in ten years when the older plumbers retire.

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@AppleHelix I wouldn't really call Tesla one of the major rollouts driverless taxis- they're like 10th place. Now if waymo had debuted in Austin, then that would be something.

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@Mr_hotshot87 @B7frankH "Americans"

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@BradMunchen Brilliant move by Navy command. 2 weeks ago not a single sailor on that ship would've ever considered re-enlisting. 1 month from now every one of them will have to re-enlist to support their new Thai wife or pay child support if they didn't marry her.