The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire

do not pass go. do not collect $200

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

[James Charles @jamescharles]

Fo real I love me some vagina

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

@CrywankBand vallow and jordaan mason (solo stuff)

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

i made clothes and they’re cool as fuck

[Mount Seldom Records @mountseldomrecs]

we made some merch you can put on your body, some t shirts with art by Colonel Smegma, and printed locally! you can find em at https://t.co/c72u3dmKMG and https://t.co/KkOS2kpoKO. also comes with a download of our halloween comp!

[Mount Seldom Records @mountseldomrecs]

so we realized we made a bit too many of our halloween compilation tapes, so we’re lightening the load by making them 80% off on our bandcamp with the code “ohfuck”, which makes em a buck per tape! only on https://t.co/AJlfXl7h1e !!!

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

https://t.co/nNlTYTN4eg i’m making an april fools day compilation for my label please submit anything and everything weird

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

sends a butt pic for $5 once:

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

i wanna not be homeless anymore strictly so i can respectfully sleep without my pants on. please i am getting too fat for them

[comrade wasian🌹 @transplanthoe]

lofi song titles be like
~her
~HER
~i met you at a coffee shop
~call me when it’s 1:23am i wanna hear your voice
~M O O N L I G H T
~imissyoucallmeback
~all the girls in the world and i like you
~kiss me after school 2:26pm
~アイスクリーム
~can’t get enough of you
~sur.real

[josh! @queersocialism]

you lot are so unnecessarily cruel to kids, who’ve had no say in their mere existence.

the sheer fact that “i hate kids,” joking or not, has widely been accepted as some kind of “edgy,” wine aunt point of view, is so... gross.

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

i’m too busy blocking sponsored ads on twitter to reply to work emails leave me the fuck alone

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

Why the fuck do so many anthropomorphized cartoon characters wear white gloves show us your fingers cowards

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

oregon culture is setting your location on social media to portland even though you’ve only visited

[The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire @subaruspacejam]

no state is landlocked if you just piss yourself enough

[Mount Seldom Records @mountseldomrecs]

i’m not one to ask, but will long (soren) made this if anyone cares to see https://t.co/G8CjP9TH2I

[Mount Seldom Records @mountseldomrecs]

spice up yr end of the year lists by adding our whole discography

[Mount Seldom Records @mountseldomrecs]

all our gear is working so send us all your submissions!!!!!! time to get this boi rollin again
if you’ve sent us one before and we responded but dropped off, don’t be afraid to message again! a lot of things came up that made us unable to work but we back in business baybee