Once had a blow job in the back of a taxi. As she was down there i nicked £20 out of her bag then paid the driver telling him to keep the change. Great blowjob, shitehouse behaviour.
As a teen I used to maturbate doing pullups on the corner of my bunk bed, rubbing my penis against the corner strut. Sometimes my cock would get horribly swollen and mishapen because of this. Didn't stop me though. Great shoulder exercise and i think it's why my cock is so thick