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some thick old ghost haunting edtwt

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Just realized I've been on the internet longer than youtube 👴 put me in a home pls

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Made this mistake with a quest bar once, forgetting to take off the wrapper. I didn't want to waste it so I tried to eat it anyway but nope. Burnt i can handle but 1-2s in there infused that btch with the essence of burnt plastic my poor protein bar went right in the trash 😔

[🦢⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @wlornothing]

so don’t microwave these

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@odetoh1m Send embryo pics lol. Sonograms

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@tokki2e Your time is too precious to waste worrying, friends worth keeping will be good to you. I hope you all have fun!

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@colligocritters @bloodybanquet_ Come on man that's so vague that its wrong. Most meds are fine, the red cross/ whoever else has a full list of medications that disqualify you from donating that you need to read before they hook you up. I take 4 meds daily but the only one that's ever been a problem is aspirin

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@rottenskelly Aw shit I forgot about weight requirement I'm close to the cutoff and losing but I want the sweatpants and I'm 4 donations short 🥲

[rita ssakamol @ritassakamol]

Did you know that approximately 90-95% of serotonin in our body is produced not in the brain, but in the intestines? Cells and intestinal bacteria produce an hormone, the "happiness hormone." This plays a crucial role in regulating mood, sleep, appetite, and even pain perception

[maricoñaso™ @finessesh0t]

me when a 25 year old talks to me

[♰ @reeceollld]

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

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Is edtwt still a thing or all bots now? Let myself go and landed back in the healthy range. Lbmi was only 16.8 smh I'm 10lbs away & from there less than 10 more from gw fingers crossed my stupid heart doesn't give out first

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Idk who I was last time I used this. Still chonk but a little less (mildly uw but not enough to concern anyone), still old but a little older now, still not skinny or fashionable enough for you fucking vultures lol

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What the fuck kind of stupid shit is this

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Just saw what 20lbs does to a mf. I'm glad to look more my age

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@evershells @da1ntydeath I haven't believed she's a nice person since she sided with the gromers in her fandom against a teenage superfan. Deleting the discord wasn't enough, she took no responsibility. Stan ana ghisIaine if u want, Just don't expect her support if you get abused by one of her donors

[Dead(he/they)💀 @TheDeadDying]

Breakfast for blood work day yum

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A plush potato from an anime claw machine is making me salivate & I don't appreciate that

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Tfw u weigh you r food & instantly forget the number on the scale

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no way celery would be the same calories as carrots 🧢 this is why my kitchen scale is a holy object

[bambi °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:• @l1ttlewrists]

12 strawberries = 50 calories

50 blueberries = 40 calories

10 grapes = 35 calories

1 small pack of raisins = 45 calories

1 slice of pineapple = 45 calories

1 small green apple = 50 calories

7 celery stalks = 45 calories

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Online friend thought I was like 20lbs uw instead of only around 5lbs like.. I mean that's the goal but I can't say that 🤪

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Having trouble reconciling the certainty that I'm now thinner than some of the thinspo I'm seeing with the recognition that I'm still too big

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Want to eat a fuckin salad but also don't