DeathGoldbloom

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Jimothy is a special creature god damnit! And I’ll tell ya what, I fucking love that raccoon! He should be cared for and looked after

[DeathGoldbloom @subcutaneousnpc]

Listening to an audio book while brushing my teeth while peeing in the shower.

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

ideally my 40s will be spent tending a garden inside the cracked carapace of a bombardment mech. after the final war.

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🐈‍⬛ @saint_witch_]

Odysseus describing his 20 years away to Penelope

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Stores impress me so much. It's like where did you get all this. And how did you get it all in here

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Looks like he's in the Backrooms

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

I can’t do this

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The air quality sucks today.. but the smoke quality is pretty good

[Marques LeClair @MarcClairNoShow]

This plays like an SNL skit from the ‘90’s and it’s beautiful.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Mr. I Told You So @DotMyNameOnYou]

Crack must be in amazing feeling because every recovering addict be like “life was hell but damn was that crack good”

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Eager to see if Nolan’s The Odyssey is faithful to the SparkNotes.

[staid @staidindoors]

a whole movie of this

[Rory Glynn @roryglynnmovies]

“Tim, I’m gonna get right to it…there’s an unconfirmed report that Col. Steven J. Lockjaw purchased a ticket to see Christopher Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY”.