Suburban Gurban

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[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@spwells I wonder how Dick Cheney would have handled the Donald.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

This.

[Porkchop Express @Porkchop_EXP]

No matter how hard I try I just can’t force myself to listen to any voice recordings.

NO, NEE, NEIN, NYET, NON, IIE, NU.

I can’t stand pauses, you’re wasting my time.

Reading is the fastest way to process information.

Voice recordings is encouraging laziness.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

When I was 20 I was up all night taking drugs & shaggin', now I'm up all night worried the suburban housewife vote won't be strong enough in Pittsburgh

[celina @lovedsickgirls]

watch this. bernie predicted it all. now tell me this is a coincidence.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@glennkirschner2 @ericgarland They’ll make a film about this election.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@9NewsAUS @Channel9 We already knew that one year ago.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@davidschneider You're a hero.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@Beautidivergen2 Because you don't let us pay for oil in other currencies than US dollar.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@ADHDdesigner Nah, it’s a guilty pleasure that I am trying to avoid.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@cbouzy I heard some say he is pro life, just like them. Also, many Cubans and Venezuelans believe Biden represents the socialism they fled from.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@AshaRangappa_ Tandoori chicken pizza.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@tweetmenno Geef hem een stofjas en een bouwhelm.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@ChampionsLeague @antony00 @AFCAjax 😮@Thaleralph

[Bean @SomersetBean]

"If telling the truth becomes a crime, this will not just have a 'chilling' effect on journalism. It will do away with it.

We will then very soon live under censorship and inevitably, also under tyranny."

—@NilsMelzer on the persecution of Julian Assange #FreeAssangeNOW

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

Hey, that’s me! #MMA

[David Schmitt @PsychoSchmitt]

"Intelligence and physical violence emerged as being especially likely to boost men's sex partner accumulation...for high socioeconomic status to be sexually attractive to women, men must demonstrate they are also capable of physically aggressive behavior" https://t.co/TRnK5dRk3t

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@PsychoSchmitt MMA rules.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@erikstronks Ik las gisteren een interview met een feestganger, die niet een halfjaar lang elk weekend op de bank kon zitten. Dat hield hij niet vol.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

Too funny...

[Isa Yusibov 🇪🇺 🇳🇱 🇺🇦 @Isa_Yusibov]

Zo grappig dit 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 (geluid aan!)

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@Isa_Yusibov Frank Boeijen moest ooit lachen toen ik in de kroeg tegenover mijn huis in Nijmegen mijn bierglas zowaar omver stootte.

[Suburban Gurban @subgurban]

@Porkchop_EXP A daughter of a friend of mine once broke his pencils when Joran and she were toddlers.
That’s when the trouble with women started, according to my friend.