spaceman unit 1312 🐀

I write slash-biographies and cognitive dissonance. Always unauthorized. Never without your permission.

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

*LOOKS AROUND*
FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
SHIT!

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to earnestly apologize and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://t.co/7G0OCCHK2q

[Cards Against Humanity @CAH]

7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall.

But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. https://t.co/MzNuHAcRIo

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@nathanwpyle ë stands out in a crowd

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

[Oneohtrix Point sometimes :/ @jobscantfindme]

BREAKING: grimace is dead

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

Street Fighter = MacDonald's
Mortal Kombat = BK
Tekken = Wendy's
In N Out = The King of Fighters
Arby's = Virtua Fighter
Hardee's/Carl's Jr. = DOA
Jack In The Box = Killer Instinct
5 Guys = SoulCalibur
Shake shack = Marvel vs Capcom
White Castle = Darkstalkers

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

zomg

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@MarcSherwood8 Good thing that's specifically Ro. Your therapist could have been Admiral Cain.

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

it me...

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@Deadpaul__ I'm an NFT.
Noncorporeal Flying Tortoise.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

No and he might outlive us tbh

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@mask_bastard accurate

[Deadpaul_ 💀🐀 @Deadpaul__]

@AnnoyedOBrien Sir, that's a Ferengi triquarter. It's functioning as designed.

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@DrinkAriZona 🫴

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@Deadpaul__ @ToddStashwick shaw wasn't even supposed to be here today

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@DrinkAriZona Shell ayeh borther!

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

@LinusTech 12/10 most annoying thing in the current age of computer building.
Or I dunno, perhaps it's a M2 standoff.

[spaceman unit 1312 🐀 @subjectifly]

Is it?
https://t.co/9skBvwMzwC