robertus

Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, [email protected]

[robertus @sublimeidealist]

So my daughter, age 8, up and went to sleep of her own volition at 8:00 without effort or protest.

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Sheryl Swoopes' son Jordan Jackson won the G League Dunk Contest and wore his mom's jersey during one of the attempts 👏

[Shayna @shaynagoldman_]

The Rangers complete the comeback off a funky game-winner. After review, it counts.

[robertus @sublimeidealist]

@meowsinternally

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@rachelprobably This is like Bizarro Usher why did the league book these guys

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@skyler_higley Kenny Baker's necktie is somehow longer than David Prowse's

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Us: There is no good news in this world.

Henry Kissinger:

[sean mcguire @seanw_m]

omg she killed Kissinger

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

A 4-minute high sticking call was overturned because Lucas Raymond grabbed and lifted Will Cuylle's stick 😳 https://t.co/vOf4nH9wwq

[Jenn ⚓️🪢 @jennobviously]

@dieworkwear

[robertus @sublimeidealist]

@menkyu @dieworkwear One for every workday

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@ParkerMolloy Not dystopian enough

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

It's too big

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@davidbix Invisible Stan gettin his call up

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Genetic evidence from an ancient wolf bone discovered on the tundra in Siberia reveals that wolves and dogs split from their common ancestor at least 27,000 years ago. From this DNA, scientists have formed an approximate composite of this long-extinct species.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

https://t.co/Qp7erDRYCF

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@alex_cono @blagojevism @lib_crusher Fun fact: St. Boniface was instrumental in getting "sun's out, guns out" added to the Rules of St. Benedict

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@travisyost Apropos of nothing, I love the "zero point zero three million dollars" construction and shall be using it henceforth

[robertus @sublimeidealist]

@BillTouspille I mean it is my religious belief that, after we die, we all do a stint on the Buffalo Sabers so that doesn’t really narrow it down all that much for me

[Brian Haley @brianchaley]

My buddy Sean drilled right in to all this nonsense.