kat

i'll put a tenner on pongo twistleton for the annual fat uncle contest. he's a cert, what what.

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Invest in teaching faculty, @UCPrezDrake. #WeTeachUC #TeamUCAFT #FacultyEquity #StudentSuccess

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@michaelianblack Your wife? Probably not.

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Today is the day Stravinsky moved me to tears (Suite Italienne on cello). Dang! I guess that time spent working at @peninsulasymph paid off!

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Story up at the amazing Twelve Stories! Read it! Unless you don't like stories about masturbation? http://t.co/wRWA965

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I'm wearing jeans and a sweater! It rained yesterday! Come on, SoCal! This is fucking barbaric.

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We're all having breakdowns right and left. Professors! TRAIN YOUR GODDAMN TAS.

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@cfheaney which guy?!?!?!?!?!?

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@jeremyhoffman I thought of you when I typed it!

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Just realized why I'm a chronic interrupter. It's the only way I can get a word in at home.

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Happiest, laziest summer. Why did I never before think of dating a guy who cooks breakfast?!

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My heart feels like a slinky going down a metal staircase. Oh no.

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Writing, editing, writing, editing. I love productive Saturdays.

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Anyone wanna go to the petting zoo the wrestle goats?

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@lalalalori crack a bottle of champers! Decisions later.

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@cfheaney tragic! I love both their albums.

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Let's play Hanging With Friends. My username is 'DudeItIsKatLewin'. http://bit.ly/l3W5fR' #GamesWithFriends

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Definition of irony: my dad's getting certified to be a life coach. Ohhhh. Kay.

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Usually it takes my parents 36 hours to drive me nuts. This time, it took two. Awesome.