dr. flamuel l jackson

honorary member of the black eyed peas | don’t start patty | none pizza left beef | unfortunately a wisconsin sports fan

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

got told my ID was fake because there are only 28 days in February and I just really have no words

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

@mtracey you are scum and no better than those 7 degenerates

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

idk what’s worse a cabbage fart or a broccoli fart

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

i mean yes great we want this but cut those years in half

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Mary Peltola proposes bill establishing 12 year term limits for members of Congress.

"If you can’t get it done in that amount of time, go home!”

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

nah i will not accept this. it’s absolutely hey chat as if we’re all one big ass chat fuck all that gpt shit

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

having a 30 minute phone call on full volume speaker phone in the airport should be punishable with jail time

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

dfw is bunkest airport in the country fr

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

so are we gonna talk about how canon was lowkey on the nose with this shit?

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

they’ve done it already. ICE killed Keith Porter outside of his home on New Year’s eve but there’s no video footage. there’s no reforming this shit. I’m older than the institution of ICE and I’m not even 30

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Eventually ICE is gonna kill a us citizen in their own homes and people will still try to justify it

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

mamdani 2028 🫡

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

I feel like a Dem president if they have the guts can reverse every policy by Trump via executive orders within the first 100 days lol.

The problem is finding a Dem that actually has the guts.

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

damn i love womens basketball i guess i really am gay

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

i wonder if cybertruck drivers know they have the ugliest and most hated cars on the roads…or is the self awareness just non existent in that population?

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

no notes 🤌🏼

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

this man just picked his nose and rubbed the boogy in his fingers on a live stream why tf is anyone listening to him

[RapAHolicz @hiphophistory_]

First Drake doesn’t answer his call, then his “big NBA partnership” gets cancelled.. things not looking good for Adin 🤷

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

let our queen cook in peace

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

just saw a hot girl, head to toe athleisure, headphones on, glowy skin, clearly on a power walk of some sort, the picture of health I assume… until… I see… she’s ripping a freaking cig!? at 12:16 PM on a Thursday!? To smoke a cig whilst wearing wrist weights? What is going on

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

he asked for it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[vee @rozanuv]

my dad just said “why won’t you show me heated rivalry? we watch everything together 🥹”

guys do i show it to him

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

@soupydelight lmao not the car jacking autocorrect i just cackled again so hard at this

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

witnessed an almost car lacking walking home from the bar last night life is a movie fr

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

hey @libsoftiktok it’s men in women’s restrooms!!! where is your outrage!!!

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

ICE agents illegally entered a woman’s bathroom at a New York nutrition bar plant, telling her to “pull up your pants.” They only had a warrant to review employer records, not to search for, detain, or arrest workers.

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

every bathroom in terminal a smells like cigs wtf

[dr. flamuel l jackson @submarena]

layover in phoenix and the airport is crawling with freedom shirts 🤢