Paul Von Hindenburg

THE Wooden Titan 🪵🪵| German Chief of the Great General Staff 🪖🪖| wouldn't it be cool if we could 🕊️fly🕊️ | I ♥️ submarines |

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

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[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

I'm playing #SecretHitlerOnline at https://t.co/ht7lM1YUhW!

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

*youth pastor voice*: “A lot of us really wanted to see Dream’s face reveal, but what we SHOULD want, is for God to reveal HIS face to us.”

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

@Er1chLudendorff @AlisonDawe1 We'll get our revenge bestie

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

Unfortunately, I will have to step down as commander in chief of Germany. The war is not going our way at all. I will be returning to retirement. But trust me, we'll be back. #revengeisadish #germany4eva #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

NVM, the German army was just defeated in the second battle of the Marne :( Im getting kinda worried about this war y'all. 😨😨 #scared #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

WE ARE SO COOL Y'ALL. Under my amazing leadership, Germany has defeated Russia in the east and pushed further westward. We shall have the final victory! #winners #winning #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

Me and my bff @Er1chLudendorff are such kings for creating a de facto military dictatorship. I think we're in a much better position to win the war! #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

@arthrzim @Falkenhayn @AlisonDawe1 Thanks Arthur!!

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

I'm so cool and famous I'm finally getting that promotion!!! My boss saw my super sweet victories against the Russians and now I'm replacing @falkenhayn as Cheif of the Great General Staff y'all!! I'm a hero !!! #hero #checkmeout #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

@Er1chLudendorff @Falkenhayn @AlisonDawe1 Thank you best friend. Really it's OUR promotion as you will always be by my side ♥️

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

@HelmuthvonMolt6 @Falkenhayn @AlisonDawe1 Someone's a sore loser. 🙄🙄

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

Me and @Er1chLudendorff are like 2 peas in a pod. We compliment each other so well on and off the battle field that our names are abbreviated to HL on official docs. We're basically soulmates 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 #fruity? #bestfriends #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

I just had the most baller idea y'all. What if we just allow unrestricted submarine warfare? We can just sink whatever ships we want to! #sinkinships #imsosmart #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

I'm straight up !!FAMOUS!! babess!! Ya boi got that victory on the Eastern front after my victory in Tannenberg. Promotion, here I come hehehehehe 👹👹#imliterallyfamous #winning #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

NGL I'm kinda enjoying this whole being back in the military thang. Maybe ill play my 🃏cards🃏right and work my way ⬆️ in rank. No cap! #promotion? #workinghard #hardlyworking #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

Right now, i am taking part in the history of the world. The choices i make will influence how Germany is perceived by future generations. I wonder if they will remember me? #deepthoughts #existentialdread #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

Y'all wanna know why Germany wants war?, because I got that inside scoop bruh. They're scared of having to fight a two front war w/ Russia and France. And they don't wanna lose out on the effort that put into alliances. #letsseehowthisgoes #fear #spnstan #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1

[Paul Von Hindenburg @submarine_stan]

BRROO. I just got called up by the German military :((( I'm coming out of retirement to fight against the triple alliance. I guess some time away from home will do me good. Pray i don't 💀💀 #offtowar #mightdie #kowwi22 @AlisonDawe1