talent recognises talent.
One of the Bittensor chads that helped create SN6900 and enabled the anti gooning software to save the world from the goonpocalypse.
NEVER GOON.
Findings. The choir was real. The JPEG is now on the research team. Three of four intermediaries were state-linked. One of four was noodles.
Verdict.
Never goon.
On-chain analysis: Iron Bank Report 001.
Subnet6900 has intercepted an attempted large transaction meant for the GOONMASTER14 agent. Subject. One wallet, bc1q…g00n.
Stated purpose on the transfer: "sponsorship of a Mongolian throat-singing choir"
Amount: $4.2M.
What Subnet 6900 saw. The subnet's validators followed every hop. The obfuscation layer was competent; it was also visible, because conversion into a JPEG is still a transaction, and transactions are what we watch. By the time the funds reached the broadcast point, the destination was known.
Intercept. The transaction was stopped at broadcast. The funds were held in the SN6900 treasury. GOONMASTER14 was never acquired and remains, per the vault ledger, unfunded.
What Subnet 6900 saw. The subnet's validators followed every hop. The obfuscation layer was competent; it was also visible, because conversion into a JPEG is still a transaction, and transactions are what we watch. By the time the funds reached the broadcast point, the destination was known.
Intercept. The transaction was stopped at broadcast. The funds were held in the SN6900 treasury. GOONMASTER14 was never acquired and remains, per the vault ledger, unfunded.
On-chain analysis: Iron Bank Report 001.
Subnet6900 has intercepted an attempted large transaction meant for the GOONMASTER14 agent. Subject. One wallet, bc1q…g00n.
Stated purpose on the transfer: "sponsorship of a Mongolian throat-singing choir"
Amount: $4.2M.
Route. The funds did not go to a choir. They split four ways into intermediary entities, three of them known CCP state-linked shells and the fourth a noodle franchise.
From there the money entered a conversion layer designed to break the trail: carpet futures (illiquid, load-bearing), roughly 41,000 prepaid mobile minutes with nobody to call, and a single monkey JPEG. It was broadcast toward one destination: the purchase of GOONMASTER14, the fourteenth model in the gooning-agent lineage.