Can you borrow a human to snuggle you and tell you you’ll be okay without them trying to fuck you? ‘Cause that’s what I need. Like a Rent-A-Mom or some junk.
I’ve listened to the same 21 year old @jimmyeatworld album three times today. So yeah, you could say I’m really into trying new things and being adventurous or whatever.
Why does everyone feel the need to talk to me?!?! I’m literally staring at my phone and not acknowledging anything but nooooooo let’s keep fucking talking to me
I was gifted Steve-O tickets for my birthday, so of course the day his show comes to town, I’m sick as hell because we’re 98% sure I got roofied last night. I’m so pissed. And sad. And kinda scared, to be honest.