kortney.

a cocksure calligraphist

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I love youuu 💖

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the funniest thing ever 😂

[Queerxoxox.bsky @Queerxoxox]

my plans 2020

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i really stayed up all night playing spyro instead of sleeping

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my statistics teacher just started our class by declaring that he is broadcasting our class from an undisclosed location

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I can’t believe I’m going to have a niece in four hours

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Love you!!

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@MrsBerheim Yesssssss!

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national free guacamole day was today

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@Justt_jade Oh my god same sis

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if you have to preface asking someone out by saying “are you an adult” you should rethink your decisions.

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a man old enough to be my father cornered me in my store after close to ask me out.

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IM SO EXCITED

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Found dog. His tag just says: “shit I’m lost”

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im triggered you cropped me out of this pic

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it hurts my feelings that some people haven’t seen napoleon dynamite