Substance God

Heir to the Mongol Empire 🐎 The anti David Goggins 🙈 Part time racist 🥳 Kappa Delta Ambassador 💚

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@kwamekwamekwame Grown man got butt hurt that someone in an Old Row comment section said another band was better than Congress. So he called his mom a fat whore. #congresskillspuppys

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Coming back just to remind yall Congress fucking sucks.

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@showtimewiggins No he did not maybe “you’re” retarded

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@bigjmac69 Big time

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@OldRowGamecocks Sorry you had to deal with that

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@quan_dingle69 @helpslipfrank77 I’d consider her a second mother

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@helpslipfrank77 Crossed a line any shit talker would not cross

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@GamecocksTmrw It’s getting bad

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@hdingilburry I bet they’ve got yours too Harry. Tread lightly

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Just got doxxed. It was a good run. Love you boys. See ya

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@RaleighBill72 @jettpuckettpook Bill. No. You have to know I was joking

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Hope all you poor people got to Nola safe

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@GeebConnoisseur Not even my daddy’s money either. Roommates plane

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I watch love on the spectrum with the same intensity I watch game of thrones and severance with

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Dear women, making your Snapchat message bigger doesn’t make it funny

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@Leeroyjack42 Time for bed

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Sub God’s Top 5 Bands of all time:

1. Allman Brothers
2. The Beatles
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Grateful Dead
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd
HM: Dire Straits

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@Leeroyjack42 Drop yours, sol

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@hdingilburry What’s up sofa

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@Clayton_Blackk They only accept them if they’re in rolls, trust me. Love the way you think though clay

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$25 ticket for parking in front of my own house? Yeah I’ve been waiting for this one