Perc Nowitziki

One DUI away from greyhound 4L - Keeping Drugs alive

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Hey those look fimiliar

[New York Post @nypost]

Young Wall Street bankers snort lines of crushed Adderall pills from their desk to cope with 22-hour work days: report https://t.co/fwg5PSywlG

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Day 2 of Labor Day weekend. The mother is chill. Sister is hanging on. The old lady is not thriving. Down to my last handle of gin, don’t know if I’ll make it. I love each and every one of you

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

@shxxta_tyty Something is better than nothing

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Jalen Brown is really smart but somehow not smart enough to realize we all think he’s retarded because he streams

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

@jameisweinston2 Can’t have shit

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Just so all my boys knows I am not kidding - had this one in the drafts no idea where we were going with this

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

@jameisweinston2 It’s in the name

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

@RigatoniLuigi The dream lives on through Chuckles

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

With modern medicine, advancements in Texas bbq, apps devoted to poon and of course drugs, I can say I have 100% lived better than 90% of all kings

[Davor Vitković @DavorVitkovic]

So Jaylen Brown didn't wanna be Robin in Boston. Now he will be Alfred in Philly

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

The video of Dellor spawning with 73 health is lost media

[Texas "TR" Ranger @maxthevirgin]

Boss decided to give your boy an office today. They fucked up! #white #cultured

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

I don’t want a job. I want to slam vagina and get turbo nuked and make questionable decisions

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

That went right but wrong

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Janitor is moaning loud as fuck Can’t tell if it’s pure bliss or straight agony

[Bob “Barnyard” Nacker @nackattack47]

mfkas would pull up to Algebra in highschool looking like this after taking 3 blinkers off a cake cart they got from their brothers friend who got it at a gas station down the road

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

My coworker has a phobia of amputees. Only know that because when I brought it just she started bawling

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Can I Klarna my Cash App phone payments?

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

My hearts check engine light says 3 more adderalls will make it pop

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

My boss told me white boys don’t bump Beasty Boys enough anymore

[Perc Nowitziki @substancenluver]

Why is Spanish louder than English in public settings