linnae 🐀

mechanical engineer 💫 #1 fan of the nyt mini crossword, hozier, and bad reality tv

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

reading Gone Girl rn. you won’t believe it, but the girl? she’s gone

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

@NWSTwinCities In Lowry Hill East

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

genuinely I think the way that this app has handled the LA wildfires (rampant misinformation, the first 75 replies to every tweet being bots, shitty AI generated photos of the fire and “looting”) might be my last straw with this website. like this is so bad. wtf happened.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

to attack firefighters during the middle of a horrific inferno is just so incredibly low

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Do you have any evidence that this person is incompetent at her profession? The bio also says she's a 22 year vet of the LAFD, and was previously Battalion Chief, Assistant Chief, Deputy Chief, and Chief Deputy. These cheap swipes based on identity traits are getting tiresome

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

@possiblyPJ well we thanked the host and left, because we weren’t raised in a barn

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

hahah yeah, that would be crazy…

[anusha @emofarmgirl]

yall would track your poops if there was an app called pooply

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Why isn’t the Great British baking show in a temperature controlled environment? Why should the cold or hot impact their cooking, they don’t usually cook outside! It’s not fair and you could change it easi.. [i get dragged away by Paul Hollywood’s security]

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

@e_m_i_l_y_emma I think it is important to note that TECHNICALLY, LEGALLY, men cannot beat the shit out of their wives either

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

had a carbon monoxide scare in my apartment this morning and needed firefighters to come to my apartment and help.

a few hours later i hop on The Sims to try and burn off some nervous energy, and my Sim immediately sets his house on fire. i think i need to lie down

[Isaiah Granet @zaygranet]

What surviving the great SF Tsunami taught me about B2B sales 🧵

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

I want to know why Spotify Wrapped didn’t even address audiobooks 🥲 like I feel like that was a pretty big add this year, and they didn’t acknowledge it at all

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

my top artist was Hozier

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

my spotify wrapped just called me gay wtf

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

i actually would beg to differ

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

they could never make me hate you, hunter!!!!

[linnae 🐀 @substantialrat]

@possiblyPJ @jmwolt14 @e_m_i_l_y_emma jacob don’t speak on this ur unqualified

[Jace @CATIAManikin]

Letting a hot Chinese spy steal my engineering work and setting China back 15 years