jeremy 🙌🌝🙌

🕎 public defender. country bumpkin. opinions are mine, they oughta be yours. דאַלוי פּאָליציי

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

God’s noblest creature, the Lawyer Attorney,

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

and that’s the tea! 💅🏻post x

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

Tweet (archaic)

[(feat. Jools Evelyn) @joolsevelyn]

The alternate definition of the verb, ‘tweet’, as in, ‘to make a posting on the Twitter online message service’, is in the actual dictionary. No other social media app has anything like it. Imagine disposing of that level of brand recognition because of a mid-life crisis.

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

AKIRA (1988)

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

@FF_XIV_EN Yesssss

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

Oppenheimer: ugh, I’m having so many problems. what do you think I should do Albert Einstein?

Albert Einstein: you’ve gotta keep your chin up brother

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

@RadishHarmers Da LoGiCaL DoCtA

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

What the hell Wegman's!?

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

possibly the best one of all time

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

Nolan did it again 🙌

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

if i was allowed to work from home i could take off my pants. this fucking country!

[Max Chafkin @chafkin]

Others have pointed this out, but this renaming is stepping on the exact same rake that got him ousted by PayPal. Wrote about this in my book

[catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone]

oppenheimer dressin like he's gonna union bust his own socialist magazine

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

there’s vitamins in cigarette ash, right?

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

@gaybeascorpus When I talk about it in court I prefer the phrase “independent legal significance” - did the thing said by the out of court person have independent legal significance just that she said it?

[jeremy 🙌🌝🙌 @substationradio]

@gaybeascorpus It depends on whether it’s important to prove that she SAID “the light turned green” or if it’s to prove that the light had turned green.

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@KingoKrebbs they just wanted it more