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She/Her. Former Women's Champion turned washed up jobber. No need to thank me. #DatDamnTrain

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A legend past her prime.

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Back to blonde.

[𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖈𝖚𝖓𝖙. (𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆) @brutaltides]

𝖜𝖆𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

𖤐 𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖞-𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖕𝖑𝖚𝖘.
𖤐 𝖒𝖉𝖓𝖎.
𖤐 𝖓/𝖘𝖋𝖜.
𖤐 𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖝𝖚𝖆𝖑.
𖤐 𝖒𝖘 𝖜/ 𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖒.

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@BargoedMarvel If you insist.

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@JuiceOftheBella You're right, sorry, I'm stupid.

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What happens if you lose to her?

[Always at the top 常にトップ、ベイビー | not @NikkiBellaWWE @JuiceOftheBella]

I am on the path to fulfilling my own desire to take the title from Miss Chelsea Green!💜

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Still here and still all red.

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@SableIsTheBomb // A Terri to bully Trish would be an instant follow for me.

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🗑

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@SableIsTheBomb Yes, ma'am..

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@SableIsTheBomb Yes, ma'am, I'm not able to handle the slams you give out.

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@SableIsTheBomb Ouch.. I've taken too many slams.

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@SableIsTheBomb I wish I was her.

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// Nikkita still having a job in WWE is impressive, like she's got 2003 Austin knees before 30. Idk how she does it.

[𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁. @THEREDQUEEND0M]

a standard of beauty you can’t touch. 🌹

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@afckingpipebomb Yes.. I'm brainwashed..

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This bikini bimbo checking to see if her brain is still there.

(Nope, it's not.)

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@afckingpipebomb Dumb.. mindless.. needy.

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@afckingpipebomb Yes, sir.. 😵‍💫

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Duly noted.

[𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁. @THEREDQUEEND0M]

working to be so much better than you. 🌹

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Are you smarter than me?