doing my dude diligence

big fan of the computer

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“one must imagine sisyphus happy” no i don’t. i don’t have to do anything if i don’t want to.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

“So the blood will be there.”

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what i like about apple’s notes app is how your notes sync across your devices but only sometimes

[saccardi @saccardiop]

jogo maneiro mas demora um pouco pra chegar nas missões

[Lux @thisislux]

IRL tomato aliasing

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computer viruses are like vampires in that they can only fuck with you if you expressly give them permission to do so

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it’s great because half of them are perfectly acceptable

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

China, if the province names were translated literally

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

Espresso, Daniele Simonelli, 2025.

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in ozark season 2 jason bateman stops being a POV character

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i’m sorry but if this is you please go outside

[Chris Pisarski @chrispisarski]

I still think about this tweet

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obviously a troll account but that’s ok

[Habibi et al @mellem_esq]

This site is occasionally a goldmine

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oh yeah did they also send them a conch shell and uhhh an asthma inhaler idk i read that book a really long time ago

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

eBay will pay $56 million to a couple who were sent insects, a fetal pig, and bloody pig masks by staff

They had been critical of the marketplace on their website

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@BenjaminCrew1 unbelievable detail

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i’d like to be a software engineer or maybe a theoretical physicist i just worry that i’d burn out from the workload :(

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idk what direction they gave to the voice actor for the pig but he fuckin nailed it

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i understand the confusion, let me explain: in the days before AI, computer software was made using an archaic process known as “programming”

[CHEAF @cheaf25master]

What is my bro doing 😭

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ever since I left the city you!

[doing my dude diligence @subtle_nuanced]

i like it when people refer to great works by stringing together the author's name with the actual title. prince machiavelli. hobbes leviathan. home resonance. you get the idea

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watching ozark and i feel like jason bateman never more fully morphs back into michael bluth than when a woman other than his wife starts throwing herself at him sexually