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eating corn behind mcdonalds

[🐀 @subwayrat1]

Cardi listens to Albanian music 😍

[jon @prasejeebus]

Can’t explain it but this is how all of 2024 has felt

[Universal News @universalnewsx]

in cevapi we unite

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ohio rn

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

“can you explain this gap in your resume”

me:

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

Eid Mubarak from me and Brother Bob

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

New roommate turning to me and going “you never said your pronouns” and the urge to reply with this video https://t.co/j15dVXfmCU

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

$100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one https://t.co/VoNcN3TxBe

[𝓑 @CardiBHiSS]

Nicki Minaj’s new song leaked!

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

when you get done shoplifting

[FancyAndGrand @jake_my_day]

Starving pirates contemplating their last meal

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

how it feels to have a drunk cigarette

[Stolen one @Stolenone100]

@Morbidful Best ever revenge movie

[enby 🇵🇸 @FR33WOMAN]

My stomach hurts from laughing 😭

[sio @bestinsio]

subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

People born in 1997 are turning 65 this year let that sink in

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

resident evil village cutscenes:

[marqs @MarQs__]

Way better translation of the Nasrallah speech:
https://t.co/I2wmpzEEoy