Tom

Terminal milly rocker | Mohamed Diawara Stan | Jon Stewart’s birthday buddy

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

Bryce’s grandma needs to be a bombshell next season

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Zach and Kayda tn

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@notpoomslayer you’re my first call pal🫡

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

me. you. wedding crash taylor swift and travis kelce’s wedding. you get too drunk at the ceremony and object to the union. i get too drunk at the reception and tell everyone that she’s just not that talented. we beg ryan reynolds to drive us home. we sleep on the subway floor.

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

boston gonna be so ass next year mitchell robinson might start shooting threes

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@BT33894808 vacuum in 4. no question.

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are those guys on top of the empire state building protesting mitchell robinson going to boston?

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Sincere I think you’re cooked pal…

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

@notpoomslayer Definitely intrigued, send updates after you’ve finished it🫡

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

@notpoomslayer I haven’t, would you suggest?

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

@notpoomslayer Of course !

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@notpoomslayer

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

just discovered there’s a salute emoji on Microsoft Teams #gamechanger

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

just saw a random orange bag in a commercial and my first thought was “yo that’s woods by jordyn” somebody please get me off social media

[Tom @subwaysurfer37]

need advice on whether attempting to hack into my mothers email to sign into Netflix is the move

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i hate when it says i have 3+ likes on my instagram story. i know it’s three, why are we giving me hope?? i’m just a boy yearning for more likes on my story

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Dyson Daniels you’re down 50 bro

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I love how mentally stable I am. 3 days ago I thought the Knicks should go out of business and now I think we’re winning an nba championship #enda

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@notpoomslayer At what point do I victory lap my deuce>mikal take