SUBWAY

PARODY ACCOUNT;)

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subway party for the state that vaccinates the most people

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battle shcarsh

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guys look at the date ok

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misogyny is good

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look at the date

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april fools this is not a subway account it is three jimmy johns in a trenchcoat

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you guys will never fucking believe this

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We’ve decided to cater worldwide! We now send our subs all across the world, through ancient passes and canals. Can’t wait to see what this brings us! <3

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We’ve decided to cater worldwide! We now send our subs all across the world, through ancient passes and canals. Can’t wait to see what this brings us! <3

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rip nikola tesla you would’ve loved to make your own subs

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my fucking god not cinnamon toast crunch. i’m not strong enough

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one subway blt and prince philip is gone

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i meant lawn mowing

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imagine catering to the white house and getting fired bc you brought the wrong kind of grass

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every day i log onto this goddamn app to tweet about sandwiches and everyday i see some marvel character trending. let tony stark rest and steal from your local subway

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direct deposit: $1400
me at subway: get the dom too

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is what i WOULD say if i was sexist! here at subway,

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women are the worst. if you want a sub from a female employee just say hey lady, go make me a sandwich. then they’ll respond with something not funny at all because women aren’t funny.

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uh whoops lol sorry to the candyman girl that’s just my short cut delivery apartment route

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what is subway if not a place with endless patience for your weird ass sandwich combinations