Sub-Zero

Ninja. Alt account. Used for spying, concealment, and enlightened reason. Wants a frozen custard concrete, and sane government.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

Dear Twitter,

The 1995 Mortal Kombat movie was the best MK movie.

Mortal Kombat 3 was the best MK game, and it was best on the SNES.

Every pizza parlor should have an MK arcade.

Kerri Hoskins was the best Sonya, and the hottest.

Sub-Zero is the best MK ninja.
🥷❄️☯️

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@JSalama5 You will if you're straight or chaste or prudent.

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@CrankyFed Sadly it is true

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@7NewsBrisbane My services are available to enterprising and discreet Australians.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@jimgeraghty I choose to believe you are facetious.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@bendreyfuss You're a fool, Dreyfuss, and an unstudied, ignorant one at that.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@ChrisExpTheNews You're only outing yourself as a militant activist with this awful take.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@JonahDispatch You're asking for a pig to display table manners.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@Seanfucious It's in their name Anthropic, as in anthropomorphized, made humanlike.

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@CathyYoung63 From Maine? Do tell.

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I almost detect a theme in my viewing habits.

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Every ninja should be an avid reader.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@lymanstoneky Yes. Just not in TNG, amazingly.

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@thescottbarber It is a worthy and harmless animal. We humans save big things.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@GeorgeWept Because he is psychotic. That is the reason. The president has psychosis.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@yesh222 He is a coward. He doesn't deserve to be a mayor of Athens, Texas.

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@IMAO_ They have brown skin, so they're automatically the victim class and thus exempt from responsibility.

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Remember

Even in Nazi Germany, Germans saved Jews

Not a single Gazan saved a single hostage

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@CrankyFed I once said that about Joe Biden.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@MK_habit_addict MK 2 & 3 were peak Mortal Kombat. 2 was classic themed MK, and 3 was a good revisionist take on the game.