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[television @succstein]

women shouldn’t have to wear deodorant or shave their arm pits and they should let me sit next to them on the bus especially when it’s humid out

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If your bar has validation bait I’m pissing in the floor

[ᛉ 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖚𝖉 🏴‍☠️🇸🇱⚡️ @PiraatBlud67]

HEIL POOP WAFFEN #SMEARINGTWT

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@orgasmoverlord He likes me

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@orgasmoverlord This is cute asf

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What about my penis

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Why isn’t this standard

[Shivers @thinkingshivers]

Idea: electrical outlets with holes big enough to fit your fingers

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@DrewVento Most original joke on Twitter faggot

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@mat_ooly Give them my number loser

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro

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@thinkingshivers Why isn’t this standard

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@thinkingshivers What about my penis

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I can’t believe some guys get to beat their girlfriends that sounds fucking awesome

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Put that septum piercing in sport mode and get the hell outta here

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Growing up is realizing that everybody is trying to rape your soul

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I got raped again today

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I have these in my home bathroom too my landlord put them there

[Miguel Hernandez (Legal) @kingofkipsbay]

We’ve gone too far… my office added Flock cameras to the bathroom stalls.

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Taking a dump and the nutty engineer who talks to himself said “good boy” while peeing after briefly speaking with his young peer in the restroom

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Do you think I’m kind of like Hitler in a way

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Everyone is trying to figure out what I’m thinking about and it’s just my cat

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I say no to so many broads because I choose you -friend