we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896
Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store
"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"
"Yes"
"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"