Hooters McBraggin

You'll brag to your kids one day about how you once knew me. | ☼♉︎☽♍︎ ↑♎︎

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[Hooters McBraggin @succubusspice]

Hate when I go to track a package and it’s somewhere significantly cooler than I am. Wym you’re in Honolulu Hawaii?? A transiting package should be in Dayton, Ohio at best.

[Hooters McBraggin @succubusspice]

@VTXtruder @wsbtv Hell yeah brother

[K @iiamkrshn]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

[Hooters McBraggin @succubusspice]

@XZNSEI @TheCinesthetic Old age?? She’s 35. What age are the girls you do like….just wondering?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[wahshr @asdidown]

why are we putting our best & brightest future car dealership salesmen through midwest abu ghraib

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

jelly roll makes music for fat bitches with knee braces

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

lol at the entire Grammys audience cheering when Trevor Noah announced that Nicki Minaj was NOT in attendance

[Hooters McBraggin @succubusspice]

@MaileOnX @YourAnonCentral @IlhanMN Anthony Kazmierczak. 55. Has been booked into jail for assault.

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺

Slovenes cooked severely here.

[litquidity @litcapital]

All the money in the world and still partying like a car salesman who just got a big commission

[Hooters McBraggin @succubusspice]

Anyone else? #SpotifyWrapped2025

[Amelia Urquhart @ameliaUrquhart_]

I am so disappointed in my university

[Hooters McBraggin @succubusspice]

Would be funny but apparently she split from Karoline’s brother and allegedly they’re in a custody dispute and people think he called in a favor from his sister so they are, in fact, evil.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Not gonna lie, Karoline Leavitt’s family getting picked up by ICE on thanksgiving is hilarious.