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have you considered falling off an overpass?

[latke @latkedelrey]

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

Me injecting Butterfly remains inside of Elon Musk

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

Americans are so oblivious to their effect on the world and so offended when you point it out to them

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon keeps arguing with actual astronauts and getting his shit rocked

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Thank you President Trump

[jax @brokeurtooth]

daily affirmations:
- ass fat
- yea i know

[Кобзар 🇨🇦🇺🇦☦️ @CanadianKobzar]

First musk. Now Steve Bannon. America. You have a nazi problem. I say this with no exaggeration.

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

So Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are not allowed to make public appearances or have a life but Justin Baldoni, who also claims Blake’s lawsuit caused him “severe distress” is allowed to vacation every week and call the paparazzi to stage photo ops? Don’t make me laugh

[♡ melanie ♡ @loverconrad13]

mine is being raped and murdered.

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

The irony isn’t lost on me that Justin Baldoni made “believing women” his entire brand and image, declaring himself a “male feminist” and champion of sharing women’s stories, only to turn around and smear his own female accusers as lying opportunists trying to extort him

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

if i specifically ask for my wedding to be child-free and you bring a child despite that, you will be asked to leave the entire wedding, i do not care. find a sitter or don’t go

[Eat Sticks @succurbits]

@ProperVexed @Something0897 @SaraJane101 @AnthonyGaenzle @PicturesFoIder It was never about what women wear imo bc lesbians know how to control themselves around beautiful women. It’s entirely about the prevalence of rapists & predators throughout history- like, we used to have to wear 50 layers of clothing to preserve modesty & that stopped no one

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[🌙 @ninifems]

if she was alive a lot of you would be calling her a psycho karen who was trying to use her white tears to get a man in trouble

[Eat Sticks @succurbits]

@coolkoon @Radfemfuture I hate to break it to you but the goal is to ridicule both

[Eat Sticks @succurbits]

😭💀💀

[k. @bybisola]

yall responses prove exactly why i ask chatgpt for advice and not actual humans😂 go touch some grass

[Christina @forestofcake]

Had she lived, no one would have ever believed her and treated her as the abuser. The only proof people will accept of your abuse is your dead body.

[Eat Sticks @succurbits]

@TheBryanEarl @JOKAQARMY1 You rage bait like disabled people fuck

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

He murdered an eleven year old girl because he lost in Fortnite.

I don't ever want to hear "men are logical and women are emotional".