Sorry ladies
If you bring a man a problem, we are going to try and solve it.
If you don't want a solution to your problem, talk to a girlfriend.
If all men did was "listen," you wouldn't have electricity or roads.
We all have that one friend who takes every photo and video sideways on their phone.
Brother, this is going on Instagram, not IMAX.
You've made the entire night unusable.
The dishes are in the sink because people ate.
The shoes are by the door because people came home.
The toys are scattered everywhere because people were happy.
Some of the mess is proof of a good life.
Stay grateful.
Simone Weil’s greatest insight was that attention is the foundation of morality and that letting your attention span degrade is the first step on the road to hell