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tales from the crypt keeper

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@ValentinaForUSA @EndWokeness Did you get a special sticker for being such a pick me?

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@mrpxssy a collection of urns so my family can be together to talk shit about me like the ancestors in Mulan.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

being talented does not mean they’re ethical.

yes, this is about Beyoncé being a billionaire.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

tomorrow I find out if I beat cervical cancer or if I have to put up a fight idk who reads this but please put a word in with the universe for me

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@nick_____t I’m Canadian but live abroad. I visit once a year and every year the amount of racism is so much worse than the year before. Canada was never not racist.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@SpiritHalloween I need inspiration

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

Me: “oh I hate mushrooms” also me: ✨🤪🍄

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

“Because I got high: live version”

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

We are sitting and visiting at my friends house, right? Well, turns out they’re on house arrest. Tell me how the person I’m with got a notification about the news release as to why they are on house arrest. I guess I don’t need to ask why now.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@muddaub I didn’t realize I could do this until this tweet. I can, and I can even see them playing in my head if I’ve seen them live or seen a music video. If I haven’t then it’s just black but I still hear the music. Unreal.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@histoftech My ice maker. It cost 250CNY (40ish USD) and my water intake is up, my skin is clear, our freezer has more space, and we aren’t wasting plastic by using ice bags.

[victoria @bugluvr13]

we need better education around antibiotics omg what do you mean u stopped taking them cause you felt better

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@poetnextdoor When I was in grade 1 my nickname from older boys on my school bus was “sexy sarah” so yeah, gross.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

@RevampedCP I recently had surgery and returned one morning during my unpaid recovery time to take class photos with my graduating students. The head of my school didn’t even look at me - nevermind ask me if I was healing okay. We took the photos together. 2.5 months and I’m gone.

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

Kendrick need to get all Drake haters in the booth for one track like We Are The World

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

I’ve lost a considerable amount of weight in the past year and it still creeps me out when I notice it in my hands or feet. So strange seeing tendons or indentation I didn’t know I should be able to see. Creeps me out, honestly.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

something so comforting about my boyfriend signing documents at the hospital and putting himself as my husband as he knows he is my family here in this country where we are both foreigners.

[萨拉 @suchascandal]

I have been hospitalized for nearly a week now and I sent two siblings a message and both ignored me ❤️

[J’All Might @arg_imma_pirate]

Seth Rogan saying he doesn’t want kids because he’d rather sit around smoking weed all day and not tend to the needs of a child is EXACTLY the kind of self awareness people need.

He shouldn’t be a parent, so he’s making sure he doesn’t become a parent.