Sucheta Shankar

I am a writer and I'm guilty of owning a typewriter.

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@ashlieluthra @reanofilms

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@reanofilms @ashlieluthra

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@reanofilms @ashlieluthra Who's @reanofilms?

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It's not really your birthday until insurance companies, dentists and banks send you birthday emails

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@xxkxnkshx I KNOW ALL

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@xxkxnkshx

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I am so used to "creative" pronunciations of my name that I turned when someone said "Shishito peppers"

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Indian standards are so high that the only way to have a lead that parents would disapprove of is to make him a MIT dropout and a secret billionaire
#WeddingSeason #HowDareYouNotHaveADegree

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@reanofilms 😑

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I google "weather Toronto" and fully take the forecast in before I realize I am not in Toronto
#WhatIsAVacationAnyway

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So far I have burned my hand holding several poorly closed takeaway teas
#DoAllBaristasDoThis

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@jaundce It does. Your whole body shudders.

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I thought I was an adult.
Then I realized the only way I can consume a liquid gel capsule is to bite it.

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@xxkxnkshx I can't handle knowing you are lost somewhere

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"I'm so fueled up by giveaways"

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@fosquel @xxkxnkshx Just a short work trip!

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A woman said "nice jacket".
I think I've made it in NYC.
(I couldn't have achieved any of this without my personal stylist @xxkxnkshx)

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@xxkxnkshx

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But one of my ears still hasn't "popped" from the flight so this success has come at a cost.

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@jaundce becoming tax years old is bleak
I'll cut the future some slack if I get some sunshine