Suci Setyaningtyas

[⸸✞𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐊𝐇𝐋𝐀𝐒✞⸸ @AndyHusky666]

AI could never replicate real art

[halo aku kucing @pentolkuriya]

Ga kepikiran bgt tmn gw pake jasa santo suruh buat joki nengok temen di rs😂

Lg duduk tiba-tiba ada mas-mas dateng pake gamis disuruh ceramah, katanya perwakilan temen gw yg lg di luar kota😭😭 pecah bgt anjiir ketawa sampe nangis

[Fif @khaleesist]

gak nafkahin istri dan anak juga haram, tapi banyak bapak muslim yang ngelakuin dan lu pada diem aja

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

KAK😭😭😭😭

[°❀⋆. shunda ˃ᴗ˂ ᰔ @madebyshunda]

psti beliau gak banyak “ah tapi” makanya sakses

[Luky @berriescious]

Yaela 150k sok sokan baby boy. 150k mah terima kasih satpam

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying.
"Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead."
I was already putting on my shoes.
"Where are you?"
"The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved."
"Who hasn't moved?"
"Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom."

I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away.
I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said.
I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking.
I pulled her out.
"Where is he?"
She pointed to the bed.
No one was there.

"He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours."
I checked the whole house. Empty.
Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone.
"Claire. Where is Tom?"
She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused.

"Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral."
I stared at her.
"Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried."
She shook her head.
"That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom."
I sat down. My legs felt wrong.
"Claire. You're scaring me."
She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding.
"That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom.
It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit.
But she was right about something.
His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph.

I looked at Claire.
"Who did you marry?"
She started crying again.
"I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom."
She grabbed my arm.
"So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving."
"What did he say?"
"He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized."
"What?"
"He wasn't breathing."

[Tubagus Siswadi W @tb_siswadi]

👨‍⚕️ : keluhan nya apa bu ?
🧏‍♀️ : saya gatel-gatel abis minum obat dok
👨‍⚕️ : obat apa? inget ga namanya?
🧏‍♀️ : spontan dok
👨‍⚕️ : (dalam hati auto nyebut "uhuyyy". tapi harus menahan untuk tidak terucap demi menjaga wibawa😩🙏).... obat apa? spontan?
🧏‍♀️ : iya dok spontan
👨‍⚕️ : oh iya baik. (dalam hati tetep : uhuyyy...🙏🙏🙏)

[𓏲𓆤 @catsedih]

he is online
she is online
no one texts
ego wins
mbg tetep jalan

[Muhammad Sumbul @bitxt]

“kamu udah nyobain coretax?”

[dzaky @dzakdelarocha]

pengeluaran di bulan puasa

pagi-siang: Rp.0
sore: istri dari masa depan

[willy the kid @cursedkidd]

jgan ajak bukber yh duitku tgl 5rbu

[Suci Setyaningtyas @sucist]

Dah umuran anak SMP aja ni akun

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

ANJINGGGGG😭😭😭

[RadicuIatus @RadicuIatus]

wong jowo nek telfonan

[dzaky @dzakdelarocha]

jabatannya di jaksel cukup seram, panglima polim

[CJ Crypto 🍥 @CrypyoCJ]

Ginger bell 🔔🎅🏼

[ige @dkeysoi]

Bantuan dari luar negeri ditolak, bantuan dari warga dihalangin, trying to act like a superhero all by themself when they're the one who caused this. How much more of a pathetic can you be?