Sometimes my social life be like. "I'm reticent and odd. But, I am aware of who I am and what I prefer. I only speak when the timing is appropriate. But if I don't have to speak, I won't because my social life be like!" 🤐🤯🤐 Just thinking 🧐
It's a few days since Twitter shut down, and you've begun to enjoy the sanity. You go to the kitchen for your morning coffee, only to see a scroll on your table.
It bears my seal and is written in the hand of my best scribe. It reads:
"She uh she suck me in a manner most foul"