I don’t want men to “go to war” I want them to have cushy stable email jobs so they can be low-stress and kind and happy and they can have sex with me without experiencing a PTSD flashback when my ass claps on em too loudly
1. Pee before you start
2. Don't clench your abdomen when using a rose, release your abdomen like you tryna pee.
3. Focus on breathing.
4. Don't stop if you feel like peeing, let it rain.
5. Try sitting with on the floor, with your legs to your chest when using a rose. 👍🏿
Got co-topped by a switch couple that’s got the vibe of if Kermit and Miss Piggy were sadists and at one point during the scene they told each other “I love you” and kissed in the midst of torturing me and it was legitimately the most romantic thing I have ever witnessed