Regina Siegel

allow me to share with you in a stumbling, inarticulate way, what it is to be me

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@citizenlab I’m concerned this might be something used to track people for sex trafficking purposes, please look into this when you can.

[Raven @hteraven]

mRNA, rRNA, and tRNA working together to make a protein https://t.co/FX5UYA6yy7

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@ruckin_ THIS

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Today was my first day working at a liquor store:

*lady carrying 34 bottles for me to ring up*

Me: oooo are you having a party?

Her: nope.

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Pro tip: dropping 12 chocolate chips into your coffee does not make it a mocha.

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

This some Dwight Schrute kinda shit https://t.co/VZODzlxSko

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Can I block teamsnapchat

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Dear Florida Tinder boys,
1. We know you love the water.
2. Pics with dead fish are corny.
3. If you’ve wrestled an alligator but aren’t Steve Irwin, again, corny.
4. If your name is Trigger, swipe left.

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@Chocolatekoalas

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@Chocolatekoalas I love you so much please never change

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Ever have one of those days where you realize you’re about as aesthetically pleasing as a brown M&M

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Me, spending $300 on gifts for myself: Giving is receiving

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@mollisk16

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

Walking into my biochem lecture and seeing a girl sitting with an entire cheesecake in front of her just casually eating it has given me a new level of respect.

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

White boys on tinder always be like “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott”

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

My brother watching the first episode of Stranger Things:

*sees tattoo on Eleven’s arm*

“Ohhhhh she’s a Holocaust survivor”

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@hayleyalvz I don’t know whether to laugh or be embarrassed that you broadcasted my ridiculous username on twitter

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@RebeccaHartling @mollisk16 Of course

[Regina Siegel @suckitjohngreen]

@mollisk16 ...that gif is from Hairspray.