Fatima

[j64th𓂀 @literallymej]

laying in bed with the nervous system of Someone going to war

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como me sinto quando alguém me pede para fazer algo que já estou fazendo

[teenage sex and death at cab cutie @ManuclearBomb]

waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

work this week lowkey spiritually brutalized me but i made it

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

when you switch lanes on the highway n your old lane zooms past you

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[Paul @orangepaulp]

when you have friends visiting from out of town they’ll have you doing an activity every 3 seconds

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy haciendo fila en una tienda y la persona detrás de mi está parada demasiado cerca

[manuel @manwelllb_]

this sunday ass saturday

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

How I feel after deep cleaning my room and taking a shower

[Bren @Bren__xoxo]

Charging a fee to pay a bill online when that's the only option should be illegal.

😡

[𝒻. @300moods]

me the minute we enter the ber months

[anna :) @little7death]

Being 26 is realizing that 30 is not old and 22 year olds are also literally babies

[sza wack @BANGTANOVOO]

every time my mother speaks in public i get scared. she has no home training

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

"Please do you mind if we cancel, maybe some other time?"
Me who doesn't even want the other time:

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Work related jokes will always finish me

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Oh y’all are getting creative now, LMFAO 😭