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it’s 5am somewhere

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Channeling my third eye

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My favorite thing, lately? Rage baiting my niece 😇

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Even when you spell it out for them, people still manage to be stupid af

[C @HeronChe]

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

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We need 24hrs theatres

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And just like that, people prove to me why I don’t open up to anyone or tell them anything

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I don’t know why I bother responding to people.

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Does anyone have a gameboy and bagon/salamence that would trade with me? So I can start off my game with it? 😭

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

be wanting to sigh & say “keep ‘em coming” 😭😭😭😭😭

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@iamkaceyjones 😂😂 then your prior statement is valid. This is why you build it first THEN dance with no pants.

[DIDU @muglare]

Oh to be a Schiaparelli cowgirl

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@aseulandia_ My head canon is jaeyi would stare at her location whenever they’re apart.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

This is what it feels like when someone posts a gross pic of me on their story

[mars 👽 @syeonieverse]

have you ever tried… this one?

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@danniisamoo @yanmirrors That’s because they share one brain cell when they’re together