Stand Up Comedy

Store, Portland, OR. Est. 2007. Hours: Every day but Tuesday 12-5; IG: @standupcomedytoo

[Jessica Contrera @mjcontrera]

Have you ever met someone who makes you question the limits of human potential?

For the past few months, I’ve had the honor of spending time with a carpet cleaner named Vaughn Smith. You’re not going to believe me when I tell you what he can do.

https://t.co/ZNc6wYLlN8

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really starting to understand all my friends with anxiety issues - I’m down to the last season of Castle 🙏🏽

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@scottponik Huh

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@juliempeeters world famous graphic designer

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@me_im_chloe not too late for you

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@scottponik airing all kinds of dirty laundry #crunchymf

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SO to the woman in HIIT class wearing Sorel boots

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@scottponik the tough thing is that I can’t seem to move on from this movie. like nothing else will ever be interesting or relevant to me ever again.

[Adam Rifkin 🐼🌻 @ifindkarma]

“There are no consequences in the Republican caucus for violence. No consequences for racism. No consequences for misogyny. No consequences for insurrection. And no consequences means that they condone it. It means that that silence is acceptance." @AOC

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

AOC: "What I believe is unprecedented is for a member of House leadership of either party to be unable to condemn incitement of violence against a member of this body ... what is so hard about saying that this is wrong?"

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is it whoa or woah????

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#1 insomnia remedy is attending your child’s sporting events. could be noon on a Wednesday I’m nodding everywhere.

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@andypressman @DMartinCampbell reduced to the Peet’s inside “citi cafe” some days just to avoid

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nothing makes me feel more ancient and thrilled than watching gym routines from the 90s and recognizing every athlete by the leotard and scrunchie style immediately

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Looking to make a shirt for myself with faces of my favorite NCIS stars - Gregorio (NOLA), young Duckie (classic), Deeks (LA), McGee (classic), Ziva (classic), LaSalle (NOLA), Sebastian (NOLA), Carter (NOLA), Hannah (NOLA), Kensi (LA), Vance (classic), Gibbs’s center part

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Hotel is ok too sorry

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concierge/bellhop/cab getter at 50 Bowery Hotel is the best best best at his job. highly endorse him as a human but not the hotel as much

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$75 for one at dim a go go. supply chain issues

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@me_im_chloe K mommy dearest

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excited to never watch la la land